Darn it 🧵
All torn up
I must have torn the sheet
during a fitful sleep,
and my budget wept when I saw.ÂSo I laced up a needle
so I could count sheeple
without making a hefty withdrawal.When the patch was all through
you’d swear they were new
minus the blue thread on the grey.Now I’m back being cradled
the rip was not fatal—
and these sheets won’t get thrown away.
When in doubt, darn it all to hell. I found this extremely wholesome tutorial on how to darn sheets and got to work this week, fixing something that might have taken my favorite linens out of commission. I felt like a superhero. (The picture below is only halfway darned.)Â